Carefree Traveller T-Shirts

'No luggage.'

Carefree luggage.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Mexican Dog

Weathervanes.

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

Living on the Wild Side

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

'His idea of planning for the future is buying two cases of beer.'

Natural Regeneration Area / Que Sera Sera.