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"How am I supposed to think about consequences before they happen?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Carefree luggage.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Polar bear bowling alley

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Running

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Lovers swimming underwater

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Fish Food