Risk-free Explorer T-Shirts

"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Things that scare Jimmy

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

Living on the Wild Side

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

"Smile!"

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

Introvert-in-a-Box

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

"It's your neurosis, you face it."