Risk-taking Explorer T-Shirts

Travel: Exiting Middle East tours. . .

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Choice hellhole

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

Devil-may-care loans.

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

"Challenge or threat?"

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

Tourists

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Exporting - Highs and Lows

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

'How was your ski trip?'

Walk. Wait. Reassess your Priorities.