Risk-taking Trekker T-Shirts

People who should not hike...

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"What are you growing?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

Devil-may-care loans.

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

Exporting - Highs and Lows

Travel: Exiting Middle East tours. . .

Not in. Take 1 aspirin and call in morning.

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

"I'm not unwilling to take risks. I'd just like them to be at someone else's expense."

Stuck in the stile.

"Dad's shingling the roof and mom says she's inches away to an insurance claim that will change her life."

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

Woods: caution slippery when elm.

Mark Casey 1966 - 1998: Thirty-seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona.

'You choose your own salary here. Would you care to work at: 1. No risk,; 2. Some risk; 3. High risk; or 4. Are you sure you want to do this.'