Risk-taking Trekker Gifts

People who should not hike...

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Nature Lovers

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"What are you growing?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

Devil-may-care loans.

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

Exporting - Highs and Lows

Not in. Take 1 aspirin and call in morning.

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

Travel: Exiting Middle East tours. . .

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

"I'm not unwilling to take risks. I'd just like them to be at someone else's expense."

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

Stuck in the stile.

"Dad's shingling the roof and mom says she's inches away to an insurance claim that will change her life."

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

Mark Casey 1966 - 1998: Thirty-seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona.

Woods: caution slippery when elm.