Risk-taker Adventurer Gifts

"Risk investment involves letting go of your safety in numbers addiction!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

Palm Reading

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

Devil-may-care loans.

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Exporting - Highs and Lows

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"