Rugged Trekker Gifts

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Camping.

Nature Lovers

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Bigfoot tracks...

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"What are you growing?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"Honey ... let’s never ... ever ... do this ... again."

Not in. Take 1 aspirin and call in morning.

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."