Quirky Trekker Gifts

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Fall on a desert island

School trip little porters.

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bigfoot tracks...

Thumbing a Lift.

Don Quixote

Lavatory Waterfall

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Flight Socks.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Mummy Beggar

Distance to horizon varies.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"