Tiny Trekker Gifts

School trip little porters.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Nature Lovers

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Future Tents

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Bigfoot tracks...

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"Hey. . . in use!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

The Baby Mechanic

"Honey ... let’s never ... ever ... do this ... again."