Tree Trekker Gifts

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

School trip little porters.

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Future Tents

Bigfoot tracks...

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"What are you growing?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

Backpacker in the cloud forest

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Man talking to a tree.

'What makes you think I need my eyes examined?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

Danger - Slow Sand.