Tree Trekker Gifts

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

School trip little porters.

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Future Tents

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Bigfoot tracks...

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"What are you growing?"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Backpacker in the cloud forest

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"The gods really love tight buns."

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Man talking to a tree.

'What makes you think I need my eyes examined?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

Danger - Slow Sand.

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."