Nature Trekker Gifts

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"I've seen some bad roughs before. . . but this is ridiculous!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh, crap.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Koala

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'