Forest Trekkers Gifts

"I hate the amount of packaging that food comes wrapped up in these days..."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Trail mix?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Buck Naked

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels