Forest Explorers Gifts

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'

'I'm sure it was one of those big-city types, Wendell! Just look how he chewed the memory chip outta his PDA so he could make an escape!'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'No, I'm not Big foot, I'm his cousin 'Big butt'.'

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

'Dog and Child Walking'

Black Forest Collectibles.

'You'll find there's no connection. Some that are comfortable to sit on are not safe to eat, and some that are not comfortable to sit on are safe to eat.'

'I think we're lost! I'm out of paint!'

Two Strange Owls.

'Hey Robin. You've got tree-mail!'

"This hike would be more fun if you would get off the &$**$!!! phone."

Buck Naked

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

ET Mishap

Frog in the puddles.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Where the wild things were."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Trail mix?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I love this time of day."