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The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'

'I'm sure it was one of those big-city types, Wendell! Just look how he chewed the memory chip outta his PDA so he could make an escape!'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'No, I'm not Big foot, I'm his cousin 'Big butt'.'

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

'Dog and Child Walking'

Black Forest Collectibles.

'You'll find there's no connection. Some that are comfortable to sit on are not safe to eat, and some that are not comfortable to sit on are safe to eat.'

'I think we're lost! I'm out of paint!'

Two Strange Owls.

'Hey Robin. You've got tree-mail!'

"This hike would be more fun if you would get off the &$**$!!! phone."

Buck Naked

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

ET Mishap

Frog in the puddles.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Where the wild things were."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Trail mix?"