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"I hate the amount of packaging that food comes wrapped up in these days..."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Buck Naked

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels