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"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Not that net!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Where the wild things were."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

School trip little porters.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,