Fearful Forest Wanderer T-Shirts

"Me TREE TOAD!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

ET Mishap

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Trail mix?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I love this time of day."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Where the wild things were."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

School trip little porters.

When clowns are hunting.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"