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'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Trail mix?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

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