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Deforestation.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Jungle

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Deer Cross Dressing.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Spotted Owl Migration

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"