Forest Runner T-Shirts

'Whew! If I survive this, I'm going to start working out.'

Deforestation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

ET Mishap

"I love this time of day."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Trail mix?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Where the wild things were."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Beaver tower

Danger Slow Sand.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'