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Wilfried Zaha

Fly Football

Danger Slow Sand.

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Loser's Podium.

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."