Field Runner Gifts

Wilfried Zaha

Fly Football

Danger Slow Sand.

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Pole Vault Rules

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'Stress'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Loser's Podium.

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

'Well, did you win or what?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Congratulations for male runner

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'