School Runner Gifts

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Too much for the school run?'

Women in a cross country race

I drive, therefore I am.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'Stress'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Just doing the school run.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Wilfried Zaha

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

Congratulations for male runner

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Social distancing

"I'll explain later."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.

'Well, did you win or what?'