School Runs Gifts

I drive, therefore I am.

"It's the school run."

'Just doing the school run.'

An evil snake coiled around a warning road sign for childrens crossing.

'Every morning, we're late for school, it's like, well, herding cats actually...'

Sarah suddenly remembers how much she hates carpool

Computer Room.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'