School Run Fanatic Gifts

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Running

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

I drive, therefore I am.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

A Little Long Jumper.

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

'Just doing the school run.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

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