School Fanatic Gifts

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Back to school.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Finally...school starts next week."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'They've all tested positive for stress.'

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Scientist with test tube.

Classroom.

'More or less?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"