School Play Fanatic Gifts

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Haircuts

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'How's the water skiing?'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Do that again, but cuter."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Oh, Christ.'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

Little boy dragon

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

"This dog has wheels!"

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Last of the Christmas presents.

Ben Jonson

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'