School Play Fanatic Gifts

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Haircuts

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'How's the water skiing?'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Do that again, but cuter."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

'Oh, Christ.'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

Little boy dragon

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

Ben Jonson

Last of the Christmas presents.

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

"This dog has wheels!"

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'