School Play Enthusiast Gifts

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

'I know one thing about pilgrims. Their mothers picked out their clothes.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

Haircuts

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'How's the water skiing?'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

'Oh, Christ.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

Little boy dragon

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."