School Play Supporter Gifts

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"Wasn't that your dad with the video camera, the tripod, the battery pack, the extension cord, the..."

'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'

'Oh, Christ.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Proud Mum.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'