School Musical Supporter Gifts

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

King of Music.

'Oh, Christ.'

Giuseppe Verdi

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

More Arts Council cuts...

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"The guy's a natural!"

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

Flute-a-licious.

James Levine

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Flautist

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

Proud Mum.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

Sir John Barbirolli