School Play Fan Gifts

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Court's in recess!'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Danth battle?

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

Centaur Sprinter

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

"How was the play!"

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Fancy Dress Box

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'