School Play Fan Pillows

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Court's in recess!'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Danth battle?

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

'Oh, Christ.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"How was the play!"

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

Centaur Sprinter

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Fancy Dress Box

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

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