Classic Play Fan Pillows

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

"How was the play!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Fiction for Plumbers

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

Ben Jonson

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Louis Armstrong

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

'And this is our basic model.'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

ACME - Supplies, Inc.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

The Infant Prodigy - Experiencing The Arts

Nostalgiaville

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

Psychiatrist gets out book entitled 'Kwazy Wabbits'

'No more looney tunes!'

"Ok, what's so unique about you, Mr Superhero who's never been in a Hollywood Blockbuster man?"

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

"Do you miss the chase ever?"