Cult Classic Fan Pillows

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

The rite of springs.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Big Lebowski Logo

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

"Ok, what's so unique about you, Mr Superhero who's never been in a Hollywood Blockbuster man?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Quentin Tarantino

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Habanero ..."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Fiction for Plumbers

The drinker.

"How was the play!"

Art Vandalism

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

'I'm sorry sir, we have 'diet cola' and 'diet lemonade', but not 'diet blood'.'

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"Surprised?"

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'Psst! It's the invisible man. Try not to state at his new hair piece.'

'And this is our basic model.'

Nude painting