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Kafka

"The terrifying story of Jonah from the No. 1 best seller... the bible."

After Three Hours Standing in a Random Basement. . .

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Caesar salad?'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Quentin Tarantino

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Gustav Holst

Sergei Taneyev

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

The furies

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Michail Glinka

Champagne Polka

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Johann Strauss

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

I love Classics.

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

And after you finish studying for the Shakespeare exam, you can experience the tide in the affairs of men by taking a bath.