Cult Classic Enthusiast Gifts

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Kafka

After Three Hours Standing in a Random Basement. . .

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'Caesar salad?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Gustav Holst

Sergei Taneyev

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Michail Glinka

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

The furies

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Champagne Polka

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Johann Strauss

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

I love Classics.

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

And after you finish studying for the Shakespeare exam, you can experience the tide in the affairs of men by taking a bath.

Flautist