Cult Classic Collector Gifts

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Sarah Michelle Gellar

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Quentin Tarantino

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Doulton Canada Geese

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Over-reaction Man.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Toys Were Me

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

New summer barbie doll.

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Alien Birth

Man Smoking

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Diversity...

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

Classic films: 'Eraserhead'

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"Ok, what's so unique about you, Mr Superhero who's never been in a Hollywood Blockbuster man?"

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'