Classic Collector Gifts

'Opps!'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Southwark Fair.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

"What old school? This is my life."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'E-books?'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

The First Printed Bible

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Pre-Television Man Caves

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

JET (Part I)