Classic Collector Pillows

'Opps!'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Southwark Fair.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

"What old school? This is my life."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'E-books?'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Pre-Television Man Caves

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

JET (Part I)

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.