Unique Collector Gifts

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You're on a what?!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The original paperless office

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

JET (Part I)

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Doulton Canada Geese

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"We never talk anymore."