Cult Classic Connoisseur Gifts

'It's not you... these days angry mobs are all the rage.'

Danny DeVito

Louis Armstrong

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Creation of Red Wine

Henrik Ibsen,

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Scarpia's Palace

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

B.B. King

Quentin Tarantino

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

The Kali De Milo.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."