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'It's not you... these days angry mobs are all the rage.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

Henrik Ibsen,

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Scarpia's Palace

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

Sir Edward Elgar

The Kali De Milo.

Music Student

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."