Classic Style Connoisseur T-Shirts

A women with a stiff crinoline knocking over cups and saucers

Demure lady with gloves

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Henrik Ibsen,

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Bill Bailey

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Moliere

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Violin Romance

Charles Dickens.

Tosca on the balcony

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Bleak House

La Dame aux Camelias

C Day Lewis.

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'