Cultured Connoisseur Gifts

'The last of the Mohicans'

Gilbert and Sullivan

Louis Armstrong

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Creation of Red Wine

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"He's an abstract artist."

'Who's the new guy?'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

The Kali De Milo.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Chinese History: Redwash

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."