Cultured Connoisseur Gifts

'The last of the Mohicans'

Gilbert and Sullivan

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

The Cremaster Cycle

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

The Kali De Milo.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Chinese History: Redwash

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak