Cultural Connoisseur Gifts

Creation of Red Wine

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

British culture is deeply impregnated with 'hinting', getting the message across, withot ever 'coming out with it'.

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Atlas holds up a football.

Yonder

'Bourbon, rocks.'

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"I got a call about some overstaying guests."

German Food At The Vatican.

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

Yum Yum

"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"

My spirit takes wing: Eastern philosophy & travel agency.

Chilean Wine Fest.

The Mikado

3D Theatre

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

German Villager

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Man rests feet on coffee table book "Much About Art" while intently reading pamphlet "What I Like".

Mimi and Rodolfo (La Boheme)

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'Can you recommend a wine that will go well with the Burkes?'

"I'm a gay icon"

The Native American Indian Poet

Easter Island

Sheik'n'vac.

Jewish Music

Art Vandalism