Culture Clashing Connoisseur Gifts

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Louis Armstrong

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Creation of Red Wine

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The Cremaster Cycle

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"Herb's from Texas."

The Kali De Milo.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Chinese History: Redwash

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

3D Theatre

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

The drinker.