"Try coming back tomorrow with your pants pulled up."
Clash Of Cultures Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for the clash of cultures enthusiast? Our collection blends humor and creativity, celebrating diverse traditions and modern mashups. Find mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the colorful tapestry of global cultures, making every piece a conversation starter and a joyful nod to cultural fusion.
T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead
"OMG, LOL!"
The Selfie
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."
"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."
Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!
"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"
Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.
"Herb's from Texas."
Hoxton map.
Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.
'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'
"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."
Bernard Levin
"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."
"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"
Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.
'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)
'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'
'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'
"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."
"I remember when this was all forest..."
"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."
Easter Island
Californians Abroad.
'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'
Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."
"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"
'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'
'How God invented polish'
'It's all hand made.'
"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."
"Might I sound a note of caution?"
Clash Of Cultures Aficionado Gifts Collection
Clash Of Cultures Aficionado Mugs
Explore our unique mugs that celebrate cultural mashups—perfect for anyone who loves the funny side of diverse traditions.
Clash Of Cultures Aficionado Pillows
Check out our culturally inspired pillows—cozy, colorful, and perfect for celebrating diversity at home.
Clash Of Cultures Aficionado Prints
Discover art prints that capture the fun and flair of cultural fusion—great for decorating with a global twist.
Clash Of Cultures Aficionado T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts that showcase the vibrant clash of cultures—ideal for adding some global humor to your wardrobe.