Cult Classics Lover Pillows

'Stop by next Saturday. We're having a little 'get to know us' open house and bake sale.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Moby Dick

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Caesar salad?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Quentin Tarantino

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Mark Twain

Lowbrow Lolita

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

The furies

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

The Mother Of Damocles

Seneca

'Medea' Studies

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'