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'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

The rite of springs.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Big Lebowski Logo

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Habanero ..."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"How was the play!"

The drinker.

Fiction for Plumbers

Art Vandalism

"Surprised?"

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

'I'm sorry sir, we have 'diet cola' and 'diet lemonade', but not 'diet blood'.'

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

Nude painting

'Psst! It's the invisible man. Try not to state at his new hair piece.'

'And this is our basic model.'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Whistler's mother and dog

Classic films: 'Eraserhead'

'I don't feel I stand out in a crowd anymore.'